Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) and swears a lot, and mourns the misuse of a potentially great plot.
Donna recaps Fear Street Super Chiller 6: The Dead Lifeguard by R. L. Stine and once again, Stine gives us a creepy summer story only to fall flat on the ending.
Jude recaps Fear Street Super Chiller 12: High Tide by R.L. Stine and it is tense and fun and entertaining and then Stine fucks everything up right at the end what the hell.
Dade recaps Nightmare Hall 13: Monster by Diane Hoh (really Barbara Steiner) and there may or may not be werewolves. Wing lives in hope.
Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 46: Mademoiselle Jessica. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how the book ties into this theory.
necromommycon recaps Baby-Sitters Club #6: Kristy’s Big Day by Ann M. Martin and despite a ridiculous premise and some pod people, it’s pretty much wonderful.
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Francine Pascal and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.
Jude recaps Goosebumps Series 2000 15: Scream School by R.L. Stine. Happy Fathers’ Day. Have some terrible parenting.
Virgin recaps Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, and it is — it is bad. Really bad. Really really really bad. How the franchise survived this? NO ONE KNOWS.
Jude recaps Graveyard School 8: Let’s Scare the Teacher to Death! by Tom B. Stone. The real antagonist: all the goddamn pranks.