Nostalgic Bookshelf

Snarky recaps of nostalgic media, including Making Out, Baywatch, Blyton and Baby-Sitter's Club
[My Little Pony] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) (26 Jun 2018) By Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) and swears a lot, and mourns the misuse of a potentially great plot.


[Fear Street] Fear Street Super Chiller #6: The Dead Lifeguard by R. L. Stine (23 Jun 2018) By donna

Donna recaps Fear Street Super Chiller 6: The Dead Lifeguard by R. L. Stine and once again, Stine gives us a creepy summer story only to fall flat on the ending.


[Fear Street] Fear Street Super Chiller #12: High Tide by R.L. Stine (22 Jun 2018) By jude

Jude recaps Fear Street Super Chiller 12: High Tide by R.L. Stine and it is tense and fun and entertaining and then Stine fucks everything up right at the end what the hell.


[Nightmare Hall] Nightmare Hall #13: Monster by Diane Hoh/Barbara Steiner (21 Jun 2018) By Dade

Dade recaps Nightmare Hall 13: Monster by Diane Hoh (really Barbara Steiner) and there may or may not be werewolves. Wing lives in hope.


[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins Podcast 27: Mademoiselle Jessica (20 Jun 2018) By Raven

Wing, Raven and Dove talk about Sweet Valley Twins 46: Mademoiselle Jessica. They also discuss Bleak Valley and how the book ties into this theory.


[Books, The Baby-Sitters Club] Baby-Sitters Club #6: Kristy’s Big Day by Ann M. Martin (20 Jun 2018) By necromommycon

necromommycon recaps Baby-Sitters Club #6: Kristy’s Big Day by Ann M. Martin and despite a ridiculous premise and some pod people, it’s pretty much wonderful.


[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott (18 Jun 2018) By Wing

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Francine Pascal and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.


[Goosebumps] Goosebumps Series 2000 #15: Scream School by R.L. Stine (17 Jun 2018) By jude

Jude recaps Goosebumps Series 2000 15: Scream School by R.L. Stine. Happy Fathers’ Day. Have some terrible parenting.


[Friday the 13th] Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (13 Jun 2018) By Wing

Virgin recaps Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, and it is — it is bad. Really bad. Really really really bad. How the franchise survived this? NO ONE KNOWS.


[Graveyard School] Graveyard School #8: Let’s Scare the Teacher to Death! by Tom B. Stone (12 Jun 2018) By jude

Jude recaps Graveyard School 8: Let’s Scare the Teacher to Death! by Tom B. Stone. The real antagonist: all the goddamn pranks.