Posts by Dove

I am Team Geiger (Making Out), Team Nina/Lucas (Making Out), Team Jessica (Sweet Valley) and Team Bad Guy (Point Horror). I was once in a Fairy Liquid advert and am the voice of a claymation cow named Daisy.
 

My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48)

by Dove 13 August 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48) wherein fairy tale characters visit Ponyland, and the baby ponies are taught the Dance of the Seven Veils. That’s not hyperbole. That is literally what happens.

My Little Pony: Crunch the Rock Dog (S01E43-44)

by Dove 9 July 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Crunch the Rock Dog (S01E43-44), wherein a giant dog made of rock turns everything to stone. Except the annoying asshats you were hoping would be turned.

My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39)

by Dove 28 May 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39) wherein Posey has to make several attempts to learn that beauty != goodness, we meet some John Cena-esque crabs, and I resort to CAPSLOCK OF RAGE by the end.

My Little Pony: Mish Mash Melee (S01E35)

by Dove 23 April 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Mish Mash Melee (S01E35) where there’s a personality swap but nobody notices because of the lack of characterisation.

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34)

by Dove 9 April 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34), wherein you can touch lava and run through fire. Try it at home! If Megan can do it, so can you!

My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 3-4 (S01E28-29)

by Dove 26 February 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 3-4 (S01E28-29), wherein the story has potential, but quickly dies out under Megan’s need to be the centre of the universe.

My Little Pony: Sweet Stuff and the Treasure Hunt (S01E25)

by Dove 22 January 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Sweet Stuff and the Treasure Hunt (S01E25) wherein Sweet Stuff can’t play with the others because she’s differently abled. And Dove gets insulted.

My Little Pony: Bright Lights – Parts 3-4 (S01E23-24)

by Dove 8 January 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Bright Lights – Parts 3-4 (S01E23-24) and gets completely sidetracked by the constant rotation of ponies on this quest and the unsettling metaphor it may or may not be.

Famous Five #9: Five Fall Into Adventure by Enid Blyton

by Dove 19 December 2018
Famous Five 9: Five Fall into Adventure by Enid Blyton

Dove recaps Famous Five #9: Five Fall Into Adventure by Enid Blyton, which is the most racist Blyton to date and, as a bonus, features Julian and Dick’s first TWO forays into kidnapping.