Movies

Nostalgic Bookshelf snarkily recaps movies.

The Three Musketeers (1993)

by bat 21 December 2018
The Three Musketeers

bat recaps The Three Musketeers (1993), and provides more in-depth trivia about the movie, the book, and Kiefer Sutherland than anyone else on the planet

The Hole (2001)

by Dove 7 August 2018
The Hole (2001)

Dove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

by Wing 13 June 2018
Friday the 13th A New Beginning

Virgin recaps Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, and it is — it is bad. Really bad. Really really really bad. How the franchise survived this? NO ONE KNOWS.

Jurassic Park (1993)

by Wing 11 June 2018
Jurassic Park (1993)

Wing recaps Jurassic Park for the 25th anniversary AND ALL SHE CAN DO IS SPILL HER EMOTIONS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Brotherhood of Justice (1986)

by bat 18 May 2018
Brotherhood of Justice 1986

Bat recaps Brotherhood of Justice in her ongoing quest to win Trivial Pursuit: Kiefer Sutherland Edition.

Thrashin’ (1986)

by bat 22 April 2018
Thrashin'

Title: Thrashin’ Summary: Two skateboarding gangs “battle” each other for supremacy and it’s complicated by romance. That’s basically it. Someone on the internet actually likened this to “West Side Story on skateboards”. I don’t think so. Tagline: Hot! Reckless! Totally Insane! (I find it hilarious anyone would find this film ‘hot’.) Note: I watched this […]

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

by bat 13 March 2018
Friday the 13th The Final Chapter

Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) (aka Part IV) Summary: After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives and embarks on a killing spree as he makes his way back to his home at Camp Crystal Lake. Tagline: Jason’s Back, and this is the one you’ve been […]

Crazy Moon (1986)

by bat 14 February 2018
Crazy Moon (1987)

Title: Crazy Moon (1986) Summary: No website can agree on an “official” synopsis of this film. Let’s just say it’s a “rom-com” before that was a thing, and it’s really… strange. Tagline: Sometimes acting crazy is the only way to stay together. Note: I found this on YouTube. I believe it is still there; this […]