Nostalgic Bookshelf

Snarky recaps of nostalgic media, including Making Out, Baywatch, Blyton and Baby-Sitter's Club

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Nostalgic Bookshelf snarkily recaps movies.


[Movies] The Hole (2001)
by Dove on 7 Aug 2018

Dove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.

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[Friday the 13th] Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
by Wing on 13 Jun 2018

Virgin recaps Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, and it is — it is bad. Really bad. Really really really bad. How the franchise survived this? NO ONE KNOWS.

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[Jurassic Park] Jurassic Park (1993)
by Wing on 11 Jun 2018

Wing recaps Jurassic Park for the 25th anniversary AND ALL SHE CAN DO IS SPILL HER EMOTIONS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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[1986 Film Fest] Brotherhood of Justice (1986)
by bat on 18 May 2018

Bat recaps Brotherhood of Justice in her ongoing quest to win Trivial Pursuit: Kiefer Sutherland Edition.

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[1986 Film Fest, Movies] Thrashin’ (1986)
by bat on 22 Apr 2018

Title: Thrashin’ Summary: Two skateboarding gangs “battle” each other for supremacy and it’s complicated by romance. That’s basically it. Someone on the internet actually likened this to “West Side Story on skateboards”. I don’t think so. Tagline: Hot! Reckless! Totally Insane! (I find it hilarious anyone would find this film ‘hot’.) Note: I watched this… read more

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[Friday the 13th] Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
by bat on 13 Mar 2018

Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) (aka Part IV) Summary: After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives and embarks on a killing spree as he makes his way back to his home at Camp Crystal Lake. Tagline: Jason’s Back, and this is the one you’ve been… read more

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[1986 Film Fest, Movies] Crazy Moon (1986)
by bat on 14 Feb 2018

Title: Crazy Moon (1986) Summary: No website can agree on an “official” synopsis of this film. Let’s just say it’s a “rom-com” before that was a thing, and it’s really… strange. Tagline: Sometimes acting crazy is the only way to stay together. Note: I found this on YouTube. I believe it is still there; this… read more

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