Entries tagged: because the plot says so

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4)

by Dove 16 September 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4) wherein not a lot happens, but a Bushwoolie dies. Nobody cares. Except me. I care.

Famous Five #10: Five on a Hike Together by Enid Blyton

by Wing 27 August 2019

Wing recaps Famous Five #10: Five on a Hike Together by Enid Blyton and would probably kill you if you drank every time she said WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK.

My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48)

by Dove 13 August 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48) wherein fairy tale characters visit Ponyland, and the baby ponies are taught the Dance of the Seven Veils. That’s not hyperbole. That is literally what happens.

My Little Pony: The Revolt of Paradise Estate (S01E45-46)

by bat 24 July 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

The Ponies are terrible slobs and fail to do any upkeep or property improvement on their vast land holdings, so Paradise Estate (and its contents) rise up again their equine oppressors. There’s some kind of magic paint involved and yet another character who wants to steal the Ponies’ home. Wash, rinse, repeat.

My Little Pony: Baby, It’s Cold Outside (S01E41-42)

by bat 25 June 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

bat recaps My Little Pony: Baby, It’s Cold Outside (S01E41-42) and WINTER IS HERE, but I fear we may have oversold the story using that quote.

My Little Pony: The Would Be Dragonslayer (S01E40)

by bat 11 June 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

After nearly being slaughtered by a wannabe knight, Megan and the Ponies help squire Alonzo to perform a good deed. If only they had a dictionary handy to look up the definition of “good”.

My Little Pony: Woe is Me – Parts 1-2 (S01E36-37)

by bat 14 May 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

bat suffers through another episode of misery featuring Woebegone, whom the Ponies try and save because the Ponies are a cult of positivity. Emphasis on the cult part.

My Little Pony: Mish Mash Melee (S01E35)

by Dove 23 April 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Mish Mash Melee (S01E35) where there’s a personality swap but nobody notices because of the lack of characterisation.

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34)

by Dove 9 April 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34), wherein you can touch lava and run through fire. Try it at home! If Megan can do it, so can you!

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 1-2 (S01E31-32)

by bat 26 March 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 1-2 (S01E31-32) wherein magic has consequences (for once) but only where the plot says so.