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Snarky recaps of nostalgic media, including Making Out, Baywatch, Blyton and Baby-Sitter's Club
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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian by Francine Pascal
by Wing on 16 Jul 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian and there’s fire and drinking and shouting and loud music — and that’s just Wing, much less the book!

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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott
by Wing on 18 Jun 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Francine Pascal and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.

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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star
by Raven on 28 May 2018

Raven recaps Jessica and the Secret Star, in which he writes LIMERICKS. Everyone loves limericks, right?

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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Francine Pascal
by Wing on 21 May 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Francine Pascal, and no, the twins are not ready to be big sisters. They will never be ready. #url#

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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Francine Pascal
by Wing on 23 Apr 2018

Title: Mademoiselle Jessica Summary: A model family… Jessica Wakefield is sick and tired of spoiled Lila Fowler’s constant boasting. So when she reads about the Model Family competition being sponsored by Teenager Magazine, she’s tempted to enter just to put Lila in her place. The first prize is a fabulous, all-expenses-paid trip to Paris. To… read more

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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught by Francine Pascal
by Wing on 26 Feb 2018

Title: The Twins Get Caught Summary: Against their better judgment… Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield can’t wait until Saturday night. Their friend Aaron Dallas is throwing “the party of the year” at a new teen club called the Hangout. Everyone from their class will be there—including Jessica’s latest crush, dreamy Todd Wilkins. But when Steven, the… read more

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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #39: Jessica and the Money Mix-Up by Francine Pascal
by Wing on 29 Jan 2018

Title: Jessica and the Money Mix-Up by Francine Pascal Summary: A matter of trust… When Jessica Wakefield’s father asks her to run an errand for him, she jumps at the chance. It’s the perfect opportunity to prove to her dad that she can be trusted. All she has to do is deliver an envelope of… read more

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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back
by Raven on 15 Jan 2018

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back, in which Sweet Valley’s resident fatso climbs on a bike in the name of charity…

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[Sweet Valley] Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins
by Dove on 8 Jan 2018

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.

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