Wing recaps Making Out #11: Ben Takes a Chance by Katherine Applegate (and Michael Grant) and yells a lot about how people are not objects to own, goddamn it.
Wing recaps Famous Five #10: Five on a Hike Together by Enid Blyton and would probably kill you if you drank every time she said WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK.
Jude recaps Amelia Rules! #4: Amelia McBride and the Other Side of Yuletide.
Wing recaps Famous Five #7: Five Go Off to Camp by Enid Blyton and GOES BOOM. A LOT. WE HAVE REACHED INSUFFERABLE JULIAN AND SEXISM FOR ALL.
Wing recaps Famous Five #1: Five on a Treasure Island by Enid Blyton and nearly dies in paroxysms of joy over ridiculous children and their doggy and their charming adventures and their treasure.
Raven recaps Dungeons & Dragons Episode 1: The Night of No Tomorrow, and nearly puts his fist through the screen. Come behold his breakdown!
Wing recaps Baby-Sitters Club #1: Kristy’s Great Idea by Ann M. Martin, in which there are great ideas, baby-sitting, secrets, lies, drama… and spectacular Claudia outfits.