My Little Pony Tales: Shop Talk (S01E10)
bat (@itsbateroo) recaps Shop Talk, which isn’t about Industrial Arts but is actually about the harmful repercussions of gossiping. No life lesson is learned. Quelle surprise.
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My Little Pony Tales: The Masquerade (S01E07)
bat recaps The Masquerade, which really isn’t the focus of the story at all. No, the focus is on BON-BON, who makes an ass of herself by ASSuming things without the facts.
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My Little Pony Tales: Stand By Me (S01E05)
bat recaps Stand By Me, in which the Ponies learn the importance of friendship but don’t go looking for a dead body in the process. Cue disappointment.
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My Little Pony Tales: Battle of the Bands (S01E03)
bat (@itsbateroo) recaps Melody and the ROCKIN’ BEATS as they compete in PTV’s Battle of the Bands! METALLOID RULEZ!!
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My Little Pony Tales: Too Sick To Notice (S01E02)
bat recaps Too Sick To Notice, a bizarre entry into the Ponies’ cartoon cannon, in which Bon-Bon fakes a generic illness to get the undivided attention of her family. Why couldn’t BABY PONY can’t be given a proper name?
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My Little Pony: State of the Recappers
Dove and bat have returned with an update about the continuation of their series of My Little Ponies recaps.
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Cool As Ice (1991)
bat recaps COOL AS ICE (1991), a flimsy “film” that should never be inflicted on any viewer. There is nothing of value in this “vehicle for Vanilla Ice”. IT ACTUALLY FAILS THE “STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THEN TWILIGHT” MEME. We all end up rooting for the poor abused pet fishes.
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My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13)
bat recaps My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13), the final episode of the two-season run. And that’s about the most exciting thing you can say about it.
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My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12)
bat recaps My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12) – BIG BROTHER (Ponies) ARE BACK, BABY! Where did they go and why? Who cares! But the Ponies’ celebration plans are interrupted by, yet again, another villain. This one has a magic bird! How amazing!
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My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07)
bat recaps My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07). This is it, the moment you’ve been waiting for: the episode that breaks bat’s brain. Four golden maguffins to be found, a Pony nearly dies, and ENSLAVEMENT IS BACK! DRINK!
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My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05)
bat recaps My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05). Spike feels inadequate. He and Danny go on a buddy road trip to find other dragons. Stupidity ensues, just like it always does in this cartoon. Bat just gets to feel extra nauseated.
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My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E01-2)
The Princess Ponies are introduced into the cartoon because Hasbro had merch to sell. There’s talking lava monsters and ice orcs and MAGIC GOES CRAZY, Y’ALL! bat still has so many questions.
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