Tag: recaps by bat

My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13)

Posted on 27th October 20204th October 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13), the final episode of the two-season run. And that’s about the most exciting thing you can say about it.

My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12)

Posted on 20th October 20204th October 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12) – BIG BROTHER (Ponies) ARE BACK, BABY! Where did they go and why? Who cares! But the Ponies’ celebration plans are interrupted by, yet again, another villain. This one has a magic bird! How amazing!

My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07)

Posted on 26th February 202020th February 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07). This is it, the moment you’ve been waiting for: the episode that breaks bat’s brain. Four golden maguffins to be found, a Pony nearly dies, and ENSLAVEMENT IS BACK! DRINK!

My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05)

Posted on 14th January 20205th January 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05). Spike feels inadequate. He and Danny go on a buddy road trip to find other dragons. Stupidity ensues, just like it always does in this cartoon. Bat just gets to feel extra nauseated.

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E01-2)

Posted on 27th August 201926th August 2019 by bat

The Princess Ponies are introduced into the cartoon because Hasbro had merch to sell. There’s talking lava monsters and ice orcs and MAGIC GOES CRAZY, Y’ALL! bat still has so many questions.

My Little Pony: The Revolt of Paradise Estate (S01E45-46)

Posted on 24th July 20195th July 2020 by bat

The Ponies are terrible slobs and fail to do any upkeep or property improvement on their vast land holdings, so Paradise Estate (and its contents) rise up again their equine oppressors. There’s some kind of magic paint involved and yet another character who wants to steal the Ponies’ home. Wash, rinse, repeat.

My Little Pony: Baby, It’s Cold Outside (S01E41-42)

Posted on 25th June 201924th June 2019 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Baby, It’s Cold Outside (S01E41-42) and WINTER IS HERE, but I fear we may have oversold the story using that quote.

My Little Pony: The Would Be Dragonslayer (S01E40)

Posted on 11th June 201910th June 2019 by bat

After nearly being slaughtered by a wannabe knight, Megan and the Ponies help squire Alonzo to perform a good deed. If only they had a dictionary handy to look up the definition of “good”.

My Little Pony: Woe is Me – Parts 1-2 (S01E36-37)

Posted on 14th May 201912th May 2019 by bat

bat suffers through another episode of misery featuring Woebegone, whom the Ponies try and save because the Ponies are a cult of positivity. Emphasis on the cult part.

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 1-2 (S01E31-32)

Posted on 26th March 201912th April 2019 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 1-2 (S01E31-32) wherein magic has consequences (for once) but only where the plot says so.

My Little Pony: Little Piece of Magic (S01E30)

Posted on 12th March 201915th May 2019 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Little Piece of Magic (S01E30), wherein Several Baby Ponies, who are only identified as such by their smaller statures and the fact they cannot speak proper grammatical English, spend the afternoon playing imagination games. Or are they really just some metaphorical acid trip?

My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 1-2 (S01E26-27)

Posted on 12th February 201912th April 2019 by bat

bat recaps the first two parts of The Return of Tambelon, which turns out to be some magical castle town that exists in liminal space and is home to a villainous goat. Go figure.