Nostalgic Bookshelf

My Little Pony Tales DVD cover, showing the main 5 ponies

My Little Pony Tales: Shop Talk (S01E10)

Posted on 5th June 20234th June 2023 by bat

bat (@itsbateroo) recaps Shop Talk, which isn’t about Industrial Arts but is actually about the harmful repercussions of gossiping. No life lesson is learned. Quelle surprise.

My Little Pony Tales: The Play’s the Thing (S01E09)

Posted on 29th May 202328th May 2023 by Dove

The Annoying 6 put on a play. Melody lets the “fame” go to her head. bat and Dove learn new levels of loathing to accommodate this new change.

My Little Pony Tales: Out of Luck (S01E08)

Posted on 21st May 202320th May 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Out of Luck, where nobody learns a life lesson and the entire thing is pointless.

My Little Pony Tales: The Masquerade (S01E07)

Posted on 14th May 202313th May 2023 by bat

bat recaps The Masquerade, which really isn’t the focus of the story at all. No, the focus is on BON-BON, who makes an ass of herself by ASSuming things without the facts.

My Little Pony Tales: The Tea Party (S01E06)

Posted on 7th May 20236th May 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps The Tea Party, which is the love child of Home Alone and Downton Abbey, if everyone with talent had left the building 20 years before the writing started.

My Little Pony Tales: Stand By Me (S01E05)

Posted on 30th April 202330th April 2023 by bat

bat recaps Stand By Me, in which the Ponies learn the importance of friendship but don’t go looking for a dead body in the process. Cue disappointment.

My Little Pony Tales: And the Winner is… (S01E04)

Posted on 22nd April 202321st April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony Tales: And the Winner is… (S01E04), which is a poor man’s The Ticket Master from Friendship is Magic.

My Little Pony Tales: Battle of the Bands (S01E03)

Posted on 15th April 202315th April 2023 by bat

bat (@itsbateroo) recaps Melody and the ROCKIN’ BEATS as they compete in PTV’s Battle of the Bands! METALLOID RULEZ!!

My Little Pony Tales: Too Sick To Notice (S01E02)

Posted on 8th April 20231st April 2023 by bat

bat recaps Too Sick To Notice, a bizarre entry into the Ponies’ cartoon cannon, in which Bon-Bon fakes a generic illness to get the undivided attention of her family. Why couldn’t BABY PONY can’t be given a proper name?

My Little Pony Tales: Slumber Party (S01E01)

Posted on 1st April 202327th March 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony Tales: Slumber Party (S01E01), in which “It’s nut time” gets uttered, the ponies walk on their hind legs, and a pony becomes a ghost without dying.

My Little Pony: State of the Recappers

Posted on 30th March 202326th March 2023 by bat

Dove and bat have returned with an update about the continuation of their series of My Little Ponies recaps.

Cool As Ice (1991)

Posted on 17th December 202119th December 2021 by bat

bat recaps COOL AS ICE (1991), a flimsy “film” that should never be inflicted on any viewer. There is nothing of value in this “vehicle for Vanilla Ice”. IT ACTUALLY FAILS THE “STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THEN TWILIGHT” MEME. We all end up rooting for the poor abused pet fishes.