Author: Dove

I am Team Geiger (Making Out), Team Nina/Lucas (Making Out), Team Jessica (Sweet Valley) and Team Bad Guy (Point Horror). I was once in a Fairy Liquid advert and am the voice of a claymation cow named Daisy.

My Little Pony: Ice Cream Wars (S02E10)

Posted on 13th October 20204th October 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Ice Cream Wars (S02E10) which involves a literal war, but that’s not as interesting as the appearance of REVERSE GUSTY!

My Little Pony: Flight to Cloud Castle (S02E08-09)

Posted on 6th October 20204th October 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Flight to Cloud Castle (S02E08-09), which is your typical tale of an incel demanding a fairytale girl, and every other girl cheering on his entitlement! *clasps hands* It’s sooooo romantic.

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4)

Posted on 16th September 201914th October 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4) wherein not a lot happens, but a Bushwoolie dies. Nobody cares. Except me. I care.

My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48)

Posted on 13th August 201912th August 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48) wherein fairy tale characters visit Ponyland, and the baby ponies are taught the Dance of the Seven Veils. That’s not hyperbole. That is literally what happens.

My Little Pony: Crunch the Rock Dog (S01E43-44)

Posted on 9th July 20192nd July 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Crunch the Rock Dog (S01E43-44), wherein a giant dog made of rock turns everything to stone. Except the annoying asshats you were hoping would be turned.

My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39)

Posted on 28th May 201917th May 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39) wherein Posey has to make several attempts to learn that beauty != goodness, we meet some John Cena-esque crabs, and I resort to CAPSLOCK OF RAGE by the end.

My Little Pony: Mish Mash Melee (S01E35)

Posted on 23rd April 201919th April 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Mish Mash Melee (S01E35) where there’s a personality swap but nobody notices because of the lack of characterisation.

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34)

Posted on 9th April 201912th April 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34), wherein you can touch lava and run through fire. Try it at home! If Megan can do it, so can you!

My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 3-4 (S01E28-29)

Posted on 26th February 201912th April 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 3-4 (S01E28-29), wherein the story has potential, but quickly dies out under Megan’s need to be the centre of the universe.

My Little Pony: Sweet Stuff and the Treasure Hunt (S01E25)

Posted on 22nd January 201912th April 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Sweet Stuff and the Treasure Hunt (S01E25) wherein Sweet Stuff can’t play with the others because she’s differently abled. And Dove gets insulted.

My Little Pony: Bright Lights – Parts 3-4 (S01E23-24)

Posted on 8th January 201912th April 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Bright Lights – Parts 3-4 (S01E23-24) and gets completely sidetracked by the constant rotation of ponies on this quest and the unsettling metaphor it may or may not be.

The Famous Five #9: Five Fall Into Adventure by Enid Blyton

Posted on 19th December 20184th October 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps Famous Five #9: Five Fall Into Adventure by Enid Blyton, which is the most racist Blyton to date and, as a bonus, features Julian and Dick’s first TWO forays into kidnapping.