Author: Dove

I am Team Geiger (Making Out), Team Nina/Lucas (Making Out), Team Jessica (Sweet Valley) and Team Bad Guy (Point Horror). I was once in a Fairy Liquid advert and am the voice of a claymation cow named Daisy.

My Little Pony Tales DVD cover, showing the main 5 ponies

My Little Pony Tales: The Play’s the Thing (S01E09)

Posted on 29th May 202328th May 2023 by Dove

The Annoying 6 put on a play. Melody lets the “fame” go to her head. bat and Dove learn new levels of loathing to accommodate this new change.

My Little Pony Tales: Out of Luck (S01E08)

Posted on 21st May 202320th May 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Out of Luck, where nobody learns a life lesson and the entire thing is pointless.

My Little Pony Tales: The Tea Party (S01E06)

Posted on 7th May 20236th May 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps The Tea Party, which is the love child of Home Alone and Downton Abbey, if everyone with talent had left the building 20 years before the writing started.

My Little Pony Tales: And the Winner is… (S01E04)

Posted on 22nd April 202321st April 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony Tales: And the Winner is… (S01E04), which is a poor man’s The Ticket Master from Friendship is Magic.

My Little Pony Tales: Slumber Party (S01E01)

Posted on 1st April 202327th March 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony Tales: Slumber Party (S01E01), in which “It’s nut time” gets uttered, the ponies walk on their hind legs, and a pony becomes a ghost without dying.

My Little Pony: Ice Cream Wars (S02E10)

Posted on 13th October 20204th October 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Ice Cream Wars (S02E10) which involves a literal war, but that’s not as interesting as the appearance of REVERSE GUSTY!

My Little Pony: Flight to Cloud Castle (S02E08-09)

Posted on 6th October 20204th October 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Flight to Cloud Castle (S02E08-09), which is your typical tale of an incel demanding a fairytale girl, and every other girl cheering on his entitlement! *clasps hands* It’s sooooo romantic.

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4)

Posted on 16th September 201914th October 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4) wherein not a lot happens, but a Bushwoolie dies. Nobody cares. Except me. I care.

My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48)

Posted on 13th August 201912th August 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48) wherein fairy tale characters visit Ponyland, and the baby ponies are taught the Dance of the Seven Veils. That’s not hyperbole. That is literally what happens.

My Little Pony: Crunch the Rock Dog (S01E43-44)

Posted on 9th July 20192nd July 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Crunch the Rock Dog (S01E43-44), wherein a giant dog made of rock turns everything to stone. Except the annoying asshats you were hoping would be turned.

My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39)

Posted on 28th May 201917th May 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39) wherein Posey has to make several attempts to learn that beauty != goodness, we meet some John Cena-esque crabs, and I resort to CAPSLOCK OF RAGE by the end.

My Little Pony: Mish Mash Melee (S01E35)

Posted on 23rd April 201919th April 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Mish Mash Melee (S01E35) where there’s a personality swap but nobody notices because of the lack of characterisation.