Tag: because the plot says so

Cool As Ice (1991)

Posted on 17th December 202119th December 2021 by bat

bat recaps COOL AS ICE (1991), a flimsy “film” that should never be inflicted on any viewer. There is nothing of value in this “vehicle for Vanilla Ice”. IT ACTUALLY FAILS THE “STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THEN TWILIGHT” MEME. We all end up rooting for the poor abused pet fishes.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Posted on 11th August 202110th August 2021 by JC

Title: Captain America: The First Avenger Released: 2011 Summary: Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier, transforms into Captain America after

My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13)

Posted on 27th October 20204th October 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13), the final episode of the two-season run. And that’s about the most exciting thing you can say about it.

My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12)

Posted on 20th October 20204th October 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12) – BIG BROTHER (Ponies) ARE BACK, BABY! Where did they go and why? Who cares! But the Ponies’ celebration plans are interrupted by, yet again, another villain. This one has a magic bird! How amazing!

My Little Pony: Flight to Cloud Castle (S02E08-09)

Posted on 6th October 20204th October 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Flight to Cloud Castle (S02E08-09), which is your typical tale of an incel demanding a fairytale girl, and every other girl cheering on his entitlement! *clasps hands* It’s sooooo romantic.

Suburban Jersey Ninja She-Devils #1 by Steve Gerber

Posted on 22nd June 20205th July 2020 by jude

Title: Suburban Jersey Ninja She-Devils – “Jagged Image” Writer: Steve Gerber Pencils: Amanda Conner Inks: Jeff Albrecht Colors: Michael Higgins

My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07)

Posted on 26th February 202020th February 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07). This is it, the moment you’ve been waiting for: the episode that breaks bat’s brain. Four golden maguffins to be found, a Pony nearly dies, and ENSLAVEMENT IS BACK! DRINK!

My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05)

Posted on 14th January 20205th January 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05). Spike feels inadequate. He and Danny go on a buddy road trip to find other dragons. Stupidity ensues, just like it always does in this cartoon. Bat just gets to feel extra nauseated.

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4)

Posted on 16th September 201914th October 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4) wherein not a lot happens, but a Bushwoolie dies. Nobody cares. Except me. I care.

The Famous Five #10: Five on a Hike Together by Enid Blyton

Posted on 27th August 20194th October 2020 by Wing

Wing recaps Famous Five #10: Five on a Hike Together by Enid Blyton and would probably kill you if you drank every time she said WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK.

My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48)

Posted on 13th August 201912th August 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48) wherein fairy tale characters visit Ponyland, and the baby ponies are taught the Dance of the Seven Veils. That’s not hyperbole. That is literally what happens.

My Little Pony: The Revolt of Paradise Estate (S01E45-46)

Posted on 24th July 20195th July 2020 by bat

The Ponies are terrible slobs and fail to do any upkeep or property improvement on their vast land holdings, so Paradise Estate (and its contents) rise up again their equine oppressors. There’s some kind of magic paint involved and yet another character who wants to steal the Ponies’ home. Wash, rinse, repeat.