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My Little Pony Tales DVD cover, showing the main 5 ponies

My Little Pony Tales: The Masquerade (S01E07)

Posted on 14th May 202313th May 2023 by bat

bat recaps The Masquerade, which really isn’t the focus of the story at all. No, the focus is on BON-BON, who makes an ass of herself by ASSuming things without the facts.

My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13)

Posted on 27th October 20204th October 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13), the final episode of the two-season run. And that’s about the most exciting thing you can say about it.

My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12)

Posted on 20th October 20204th October 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12) – BIG BROTHER (Ponies) ARE BACK, BABY! Where did they go and why? Who cares! But the Ponies’ celebration plans are interrupted by, yet again, another villain. This one has a magic bird! How amazing!

My Little Pony: Ice Cream Wars (S02E10)

Posted on 13th October 20204th October 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Ice Cream Wars (S02E10) which involves a literal war, but that’s not as interesting as the appearance of REVERSE GUSTY!

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4)

Posted on 16th September 201914th October 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4) wherein not a lot happens, but a Bushwoolie dies. Nobody cares. Except me. I care.

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E01-2)

Posted on 27th August 201926th August 2019 by bat

The Princess Ponies are introduced into the cartoon because Hasbro had merch to sell. There’s talking lava monsters and ice orcs and MAGIC GOES CRAZY, Y’ALL! bat still has so many questions.

My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48)

Posted on 13th August 201912th August 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48) wherein fairy tale characters visit Ponyland, and the baby ponies are taught the Dance of the Seven Veils. That’s not hyperbole. That is literally what happens.

My Little Pony: The Revolt of Paradise Estate (S01E45-46)

Posted on 24th July 20195th July 2020 by bat

The Ponies are terrible slobs and fail to do any upkeep or property improvement on their vast land holdings, so Paradise Estate (and its contents) rise up again their equine oppressors. There’s some kind of magic paint involved and yet another character who wants to steal the Ponies’ home. Wash, rinse, repeat.

My Little Pony: The Would Be Dragonslayer (S01E40)

Posted on 11th June 201910th June 2019 by bat

After nearly being slaughtered by a wannabe knight, Megan and the Ponies help squire Alonzo to perform a good deed. If only they had a dictionary handy to look up the definition of “good”.

My Little Pony: Woe is Me – Parts 1-2 (S01E36-37)

Posted on 14th May 201912th May 2019 by bat

bat suffers through another episode of misery featuring Woebegone, whom the Ponies try and save because the Ponies are a cult of positivity. Emphasis on the cult part.

My Little Pony: Little Piece of Magic (S01E30)

Posted on 12th March 201915th May 2019 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Little Piece of Magic (S01E30), wherein Several Baby Ponies, who are only identified as such by their smaller statures and the fact they cannot speak proper grammatical English, spend the afternoon playing imagination games. Or are they really just some metaphorical acid trip?

My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 1-2 (S01E26-27)

Posted on 12th February 201912th April 2019 by bat

bat recaps the first two parts of The Return of Tambelon, which turns out to be some magical castle town that exists in liminal space and is home to a villainous goat. Go figure.