Donna recaps Fear Street Super Chiller 6: The Dead Lifeguard by R. L. Stine and once again, Stine gives us a creepy summer story only to fall flat on the ending.
Jude recaps Fear Street Super Chiller 12: High Tide by R.L. Stine and it is tense and fun and entertaining and then Stine fucks everything up right at the end what the hell.
Dade recaps Nightmare Hall 13: Monster by Diane Hoh (really Barbara Steiner) and there may or may not be werewolves. Wing lives in hope.
Virgin recaps Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, and it is — it is bad. Really bad. Really really really bad. How the franchise survived this? NO ONE KNOWS.
Jude recaps Graveyard School 8: Let’s Scare the Teacher to Death! by Tom B. Stone. The real antagonist: all the goddamn pranks.
Jude recaps Goosebumps 35: A Shocker on Shock Street by R. L. Stine. Werewolves! Monsters! Robots! Stine at his Stinest!
Raven recaps Jessica and the Secret Star, in which he writes LIMERICKS. Everyone loves limericks, right?
Jude recaps The Bailey School Kids 31: Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones and my god, these kids are kind of terrible.
Dade recaps Nightmare Hall 12: The Whisperer by Diane Hoh and it is a tight, tense little thriller with one big flaw.
Jude recaps Graveyard School 13: Tales Too Scary to Tell at Camp by Tom B. Stone. GHOSTS! MONSTERS! ALIENS! Creepy cabins inside creepy woods!