Entries tagged: comments by Raven

Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! by Francine Pascal

by Wing 13 August 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian by Francine Pascal

by Wing 16 July 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Unicorns Go Hawaiian and there’s fire and drinking and shouting and loud music — and that’s just Wing, much less the book!

Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott

by Wing 18 June 2018

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Francine Pascal and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.

Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Francine Pascal

by Wing 23 April 2018

Title: Mademoiselle Jessica Summary: A model family… Jessica Wakefield is sick and tired of spoiled Lila Fowler’s constant boasting. So when she reads about the Model Family competition being sponsored by Teenager Magazine, she’s tempted to enter just to put Lila in her place. The first prize is a fabulous, all-expenses-paid trip to Paris. To […]

Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica’s Secret

by Dove 5 March 2018

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #42: Jessica’s Secret, wherein we find people both stupider and bitchier than the Unicorns, and Elizabeth wants to know: HAVE YOU STARTED YOUR PERIOD?

Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught by Francine Pascal

by Wing 26 February 2018

Title: The Twins Get Caught Summary: Against their better judgment… Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield can’t wait until Saturday night. Their friend Aaron Dallas is throwing “the party of the year” at a new teen club called the Hangout. Everyone from their class will be there—including Jessica’s latest crush, dreamy Todd Wilkins. But when Steven, the […]

Sweet Valley Twins #39: Jessica and the Money Mix-Up by Francine Pascal

by Wing 29 January 2018

Title: Jessica and the Money Mix-Up by Francine Pascal Summary: A matter of trust… When Jessica Wakefield’s father asks her to run an errand for him, she jumps at the chance. It’s the perfect opportunity to prove to her dad that she can be trusted. All she has to do is deliver an envelope of […]

Secret #1 – The Secret Island

by Dove 17 January 2018
The Secret Island by Enid Blyton

Dove recaps Enid Blyton’s first book, The Secret Island, in which there is child abuse, manual labour and lashings and lashings of… lettuce.

Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins

by Dove 8 January 2018

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.

Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing by Francine Pascal

by Wing 1 January 2018

Title: Mary is Missing by Francine Pascal Summary: Missing person… Jessica Wakefield is convinced that Mary Wallace has disappeared. No one has heard a word from her in three days. She hasn’t been at school, she didn’t turn up for Lila’s ice cream party, and worst of all, the Unicorns’ treasury money seems to be […]