Entries tagged: if the dog doesn’t like you you’re the Bad Guy

Famous Five #10: Five on a Hike Together by Enid Blyton

by Wing 27 August 2019

Wing recaps Famous Five #10: Five on a Hike Together by Enid Blyton and would probably kill you if you drank every time she said WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK.

The Famous Five #8: Five Get Into Trouble

by necromommycon 17 October 2018

Necromommycon recaps The Famous Five #8: Five Get Into Trouble wherein the official summary is absolute nonsense, and the Five are the most organised kidnap victims in the world.

Famous Five #7: Five Go Off to Camp by Enid Blyton

by Wing 20 September 2018
Famous Five #7: Five Go Off to Camp by Enid Blyton

Wing recaps Famous Five #7: Five Go Off to Camp by Enid Blyton and GOES BOOM. A LOT. WE HAVE REACHED INSUFFERABLE JULIAN AND SEXISM FOR ALL.

The Famous Five #6: Five on Kirrin Island Again by Enid Blyton

by Dove 3 August 2018
Famous Five 6: Five on Kirrin Island Again by Enid Blyton

Dove recaps The Famous Five #6: Five on Kirrin Island Again by Enid Blyton, wherein everyone hates on Anne, despite her being the best thing in this. Also, there’s a tower, secrets, adventure, and it’s all incredibly boring.

Famous Five #5: Five Go Off in a Caravan

by necromommycon 25 July 2018
Famous Five 5: Five Go Off in a Caravan by Enid Blyton

It’s all food porn, flirtatious farm girls, and SECRET ADVENTURES.

Famous Five #4: Five Go to Smuggler’s Top by Enid Blyton

by Wing 16 May 2018
Famous Five - Five Go to Smuggler's Top by Enid Blyton

Wing recaps Famous Five 4: Five Go to Smuggler’s Top by Enid Blyton and spends far too much time bored considering the book is filled with smugglers, secret passages, and animal attacks.

The Famous Five #3: Five Run Away Together by Enid Blyton

by Dove 18 April 2018
Famous Five 3: Five Run Away Together by Enid Blyton

Dove recaps The Famous Five #3: Five Run Away Together by Enid Blyton, wherein Julian is rather insufferable, but the food – when they get it – is absolutely wizard!

The Famous Five #2: Five Go Adventuring Again by Enid Blyton

by necromommycon 21 March 2018

Necromommycon recaps Five Go Adventuring Again by Enid Blyton. In the second Famous Five book, Julian, Dick, George, Anne, and Timmy the dog return to Kirrin Cottage for the Christmas holidays.

Famous Five #1: Five on a Treasure Island by Enid Blyton

by Wing 21 February 2018

Wing recaps Famous Five #1: Five on a Treasure Island by Enid Blyton and nearly dies in paroxysms of joy over ridiculous children and their doggy and their charming adventures and their treasure.