Snarky recaps of nostalgic media, including Making Out, Blyton, the Baby-Sitter's Club and My Little Pony
bat recaps My Little Pony: Little Piece of Magic (S01E30), wherein Several Baby Ponies, who are only identified as such by their smaller statures and the fact they cannot speak proper grammatical English, spend the afternoon playing imagination games. Or are they really just some metaphorical acid trip?
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bat recaps the first two parts of The Return of Tambelon, which turns out to be some magical castle town that exists in liminal space and is home to a villainous goat. Go figure.
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bat recaps My Little Pony: Bright Lights Parts 1-2, where a trio of Baby Ponies somehow get themselves backstage to hang out with a shifty rock star, whose boss steals their shadows. A none-too-subtle exploration of the abuses and crimes in the music industry. Except for the fact it’s a childrens cartoon from 1986 and an evil wizard is behind it all, this could be a life lesson for 2018.
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bat recaps The Three Musketeers (1993), and provides more in-depth trivia about the movie, the book, and Kiefer Sutherland than anyone else on the planet
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bat recaps My Little Pony: Puppy Pony – (S01E20) and this episode raises so many questions and has a lot of outfits!
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Title: Zoey Plays Games Front Blurb: Life was bliss for Zoey and Lucas until Aaron showed up on the island.
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bat recaps My Little Pony: The Ghost of Paradise Estate – Parts 1-2 (S01E11-12), wherein Megan sucks as a baby-sitter, there may or may not be a ghost, and the adult ponies are oddly absent.
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Wing recaps Famous Five #7: Five Go Off to Camp by Enid Blyton and GOES BOOM. A LOT. WE HAVE REACHED INSUFFERABLE JULIAN AND SEXISM FOR ALL.
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Wing recaps Making Out 8 Aisha Goes Wild by Katherine Applegate and Michael Grant and fun, slightly creepy, love all the Halloween-horror-movie style plots WHAT THE FUCK AMNESIA PLOT WHAT.
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bat recaps My Little Pony: The End of Flutter Valley – Parts 7-8 (S01E07-8), wherein Megan actually admits she’s not much use. Other stuff happens but to appreciate the daftness, you have to read the whole recap.
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Rosey recaps Making Out #7: Lucas Gets Hurt by Katherine Applegate (and Michael Grant) wherein Lucas does indeed get hurt, because he’s a horny toad.
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It’s all food porn, flirtatious farm girls, and SECRET ADVENTURES.
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