recapping nostalgic media and swearing a lot
bat recaps My Little Pony: Bright Lights Parts 1-2, where a trio of Baby Ponies somehow get themselves backstage to hang out with a shifty rock star, whose boss steals their shadows. A none-too-subtle exploration of the abuses and crimes in the music industry. Except for the fact it’s a childrens cartoon from 1986 and an evil wizard is behind it all, this could be a life lesson for 2018.
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bat recaps The Three Musketeers (1993), and provides more in-depth trivia about the movie, the book, and Kiefer Sutherland than anyone else on the planet
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bat recaps My Little Pony: Puppy Pony – (S01E20) and this episode raises so many questions and has a lot of outfits!
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Title: Zoey Plays Games Front Blurb: Life was bliss for Zoey and Lucas until Aaron showed up on the island.
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bat recaps My Little Pony: The Ghost of Paradise Estate – Parts 1-2 (S01E11-12), wherein Megan sucks as a baby-sitter, there may or may not be a ghost, and the adult ponies are oddly absent.
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Wing recaps Famous Five #7: Five Go Off to Camp by Enid Blyton and GOES BOOM. A LOT. WE HAVE REACHED INSUFFERABLE JULIAN AND SEXISM FOR ALL.
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Wing recaps Making Out 8 Aisha Goes Wild by Katherine Applegate and Michael Grant and fun, slightly creepy, love all the Halloween-horror-movie style plots WHAT THE FUCK AMNESIA PLOT WHAT.
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bat recaps My Little Pony: The End of Flutter Valley – Parts 7-8 (S01E07-8), wherein Megan actually admits she’s not much use. Other stuff happens but to appreciate the daftness, you have to read the whole recap.
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Rosey recaps Making Out #7: Lucas Gets Hurt by Katherine Applegate (and Michael Grant) wherein Lucas does indeed get hurt, because he’s a horny toad.
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It’s all food porn, flirtatious farm girls, and SECRET ADVENTURES.
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