snarky recaps from the nostalgia section
bat recaps COOL AS ICE (1991), a flimsy “film” that should never be inflicted on any viewer. There is nothing of value in this “vehicle for Vanilla Ice”. IT ACTUALLY FAILS THE “STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THEN TWILIGHT” MEME. We all end up rooting for the poor abused pet fishes.
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Title: Captain America: The First Avenger Released: 2011 Summary: Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier, transforms into Captain America after
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Dove recaps Enid Blyton’s first book, The Secret Island, in which there is child abuse, manual labour and lashings and lashings of… lettuce.
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