Entries tagged: Megan does fuck all

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4)

by Dove 16 September 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4) wherein not a lot happens, but a Bushwoolie dies. Nobody cares. Except me. I care.

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E01-2)

by bat 27 August 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

The Princess Ponies are introduced into the cartoon because Hasbro had merch to sell. There’s talking lava monsters and ice orcs and MAGIC GOES CRAZY, Y’ALL! bat still has so many questions.

My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48)

by Dove 13 August 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48) wherein fairy tale characters visit Ponyland, and the baby ponies are taught the Dance of the Seven Veils. That’s not hyperbole. That is literally what happens.

My Little Pony: Baby, It’s Cold Outside (S01E41-42)

by bat 25 June 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

bat recaps My Little Pony: Baby, It’s Cold Outside (S01E41-42) and WINTER IS HERE, but I fear we may have oversold the story using that quote.

My Little Pony: The Would Be Dragonslayer (S01E40)

by bat 11 June 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

After nearly being slaughtered by a wannabe knight, Megan and the Ponies help squire Alonzo to perform a good deed. If only they had a dictionary handy to look up the definition of “good”.

My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39)

by Dove 28 May 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39) wherein Posey has to make several attempts to learn that beauty != goodness, we meet some John Cena-esque crabs, and I resort to CAPSLOCK OF RAGE by the end.

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34)

by Dove 9 April 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34), wherein you can touch lava and run through fire. Try it at home! If Megan can do it, so can you!

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 1-2 (S01E31-32)

by bat 26 March 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 1-2 (S01E31-32) wherein magic has consequences (for once) but only where the plot says so.

My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 3-4 (S01E28-29)

by Dove 26 February 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 3-4 (S01E28-29), wherein the story has potential, but quickly dies out under Megan’s need to be the centre of the universe.

My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 1-2 (S01E26-27)

by bat 12 February 2019
My Little Pony (Gen 1)

bat recaps the first two parts of The Return of Tambelon, which turns out to be some magical castle town that exists in liminal space and is home to a villainous goat. Go figure.