Tag: WE HATE MEGAN

My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07)

Posted on 26th February 202020th February 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07). This is it, the moment you’ve been waiting for: the episode that breaks bat’s brain. Four golden maguffins to be found, a Pony nearly dies, and ENSLAVEMENT IS BACK! DRINK!

My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05)

Posted on 14th January 20205th January 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05). Spike feels inadequate. He and Danny go on a buddy road trip to find other dragons. Stupidity ensues, just like it always does in this cartoon. Bat just gets to feel extra nauseated.

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E01-2)

Posted on 27th August 201926th August 2019 by bat

The Princess Ponies are introduced into the cartoon because Hasbro had merch to sell. There’s talking lava monsters and ice orcs and MAGIC GOES CRAZY, Y’ALL! bat still has so many questions.

My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48)

Posted on 13th August 201912th August 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Through the Door (S01E47-48) wherein fairy tale characters visit Ponyland, and the baby ponies are taught the Dance of the Seven Veils. That’s not hyperbole. That is literally what happens.

My Little Pony: Crunch the Rock Dog (S01E43-44)

Posted on 9th July 20192nd July 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Crunch the Rock Dog (S01E43-44), wherein a giant dog made of rock turns everything to stone. Except the annoying asshats you were hoping would be turned.

My Little Pony: Baby, It’s Cold Outside (S01E41-42)

Posted on 25th June 201924th June 2019 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Baby, It’s Cold Outside (S01E41-42) and WINTER IS HERE, but I fear we may have oversold the story using that quote.

My Little Pony: The Would Be Dragonslayer (S01E40)

Posted on 11th June 201910th June 2019 by bat

After nearly being slaughtered by a wannabe knight, Megan and the Ponies help squire Alonzo to perform a good deed. If only they had a dictionary handy to look up the definition of “good”.

My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39)

Posted on 28th May 201917th May 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Fugitive Flowers (S01E38-39) wherein Posey has to make several attempts to learn that beauty != goodness, we meet some John Cena-esque crabs, and I resort to CAPSLOCK OF RAGE by the end.

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34)

Posted on 9th April 201912th April 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 3-4 (S01E33-34), wherein you can touch lava and run through fire. Try it at home! If Megan can do it, so can you!

My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 1-2 (S01E31-32)

Posted on 26th March 201912th April 2019 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Magic Coins – Parts 1-2 (S01E31-32) wherein magic has consequences (for once) but only where the plot says so.

My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 3-4 (S01E28-29)

Posted on 26th February 201912th April 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 3-4 (S01E28-29), wherein the story has potential, but quickly dies out under Megan’s need to be the centre of the universe.

My Little Pony: The Return of Tambelon – Parts 1-2 (S01E26-27)

Posted on 12th February 201912th April 2019 by bat

bat recaps the first two parts of The Return of Tambelon, which turns out to be some magical castle town that exists in liminal space and is home to a villainous goat. Go figure.