Tag: because the plot says so

My Little Pony Tales DVD cover, showing the main 5 ponies

My Little Pony Tales: Out of Luck (S01E08)

Posted on 21 May 202320 May 2023 by Dove

Dove recaps Out of Luck, where nobody learns a life lesson and the entire thing is pointless.

Cool As Ice (1991)

Posted on 17 December 202119 December 2021 by bat

bat recaps COOL AS ICE (1991), a flimsy “film” that should never be inflicted on any viewer. There is nothing of value in this “vehicle for Vanilla Ice”. IT ACTUALLY FAILS THE “STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THEN TWILIGHT” MEME. We all end up rooting for the poor abused pet fishes.

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Posted on 11 August 202110 August 2021 by JC

Title: Captain America: The First Avenger Released: 2011 Summary: Steve Rogers, a rejected military soldier, transforms into Captain America after

My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13)

Posted on 27 October 20204 October 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Prince and the Ponies (S02E13), the final episode of the two-season run. And that’s about the most exciting thing you can say about it.

My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12)

Posted on 20 October 20204 October 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Somnambula (S02E11-12) – BIG BROTHER (Ponies) ARE BACK, BABY! Where did they go and why? Who cares! But the Ponies’ celebration plans are interrupted by, yet again, another villain. This one has a magic bird! How amazing!

My Little Pony: Flight to Cloud Castle (S02E08-09)

Posted on 6 October 20204 October 2020 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: Flight to Cloud Castle (S02E08-09), which is your typical tale of an incel demanding a fairytale girl, and every other girl cheering on his entitlement! *clasps hands* It’s sooooo romantic.

Suburban Jersey Ninja She-Devils #1 by Steve Gerber

Posted on 22 June 20205 July 2020 by jude

Title: Suburban Jersey Ninja She-Devils – “Jagged Image” Writer: Steve Gerber Pencils: Amanda Conner Inks: Jeff Albrecht Colors: Michael Higgins

My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07)

Posted on 26 February 202020 February 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: The Golden Horseshoes (S02E06-07). This is it, the moment you’ve been waiting for: the episode that breaks bat’s brain. Four golden maguffins to be found, a Pony nearly dies, and ENSLAVEMENT IS BACK! DRINK!

My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05)

Posted on 14 January 20205 January 2020 by bat

bat recaps My Little Pony: Spike’s Search (S02E05). Spike feels inadequate. He and Danny go on a buddy road trip to find other dragons. Stupidity ensues, just like it always does in this cartoon. Bat just gets to feel extra nauseated.

My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4)

Posted on 16 September 201914 October 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps My Little Pony: The Quest of the Princess Ponies (S02E03-4) wherein not a lot happens, but a Bushwoolie dies. Nobody cares. Except me. I care.